thelonelywhale:
“thelonelywhale:
“I know it’s post pride, but consider
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Happy Pride! People still hot
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I know it’s post pride, but consider

Happy Pride! People still hot


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Anonymous asked:

Big naturals... small naturals. Doesnt matter to me. The only thing natural is the love for tits amen

colestyle:

we’ve got some real philosophers in the askbox tonight. so fucking real

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around

ever since I learned about identifying people based on dental records I knew I would never be able to commit a biting related crime bc I have a distinctive bite pattern but then a few years ago I let the stupid government fingerprint me so now I can’t commit any crimes

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biting someone to death like a wild dog is back on the menu boys!

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